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2025 1h 45m DocumentaryMusic

Scrappy documentary about a band that flew too close to the sun to make it really big. Albany, NY's Blotto rose from the ashes of the Star-Spangled Washboard Band and scored an unlikely hit with I Wanna Be A Lifeguard in the early 80's tha…

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Scrappy documentary about a band that flew too close to the sun to make it really big. Albany, NY's Blotto rose from the ashes of the Star-Spangled Washboard Band and scored an unlikely hit with I Wanna Be A Lifeguard in the early 80's thanks in part to getting airplay on MTV when the network launched August 1, 1981. The film follows their struggles to land a major label deal despite huge success with touring and releasing their own EPs and Albums. First-time director Rob Lichter (aka Bert Blotto) puts together a funny, heart-felt portrait of the musical pranksters that is sometimes heartbreaking despite all the laughs.

Movie details

Release date
2025-05-02
Runtime
1h 45m
Genres
Documentary, Music
Language
EN
Director
Rob Lichter

Cast

Paul Jossman
Paul Jossman
Bowtie Blotto
Bill Polchinski
Bill Polchinski
Broadway Blotto
Keith Stephenson
Keith Stephenson
Cheese Blotto
Greg Haymes
Greg Haymes
Sergeant Blotto (aka Sarge)
Paul Rapp
Paul Rapp
Lee Harvey Blotto
Helena Binder
Helena Binder
Blanche Blotto
David Maswick
David Maswick
Chevrolet Blotto
Mike Kelley
Mike Kelley
Self
Steve Davies
Steve Davies
Self
Martha Quinn
Martha Quinn
Self

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